My favorite Chuck Norris Facts

Hey there! After reading a poster in one of my classes, I have decided to make a list of my favorite Chuck Norris facts.

1. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

2. Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.

3. Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.

4. Chuck Norris WILL stop the music.

5. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

6. Chuck Norris won't lean back.

7. In an average room there are 1,563 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

8. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

9. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

10. The world economy was in a recession because Chuck Norris sold all his properties in monopoly.

Thanks for reading! Have a good day.

Two inpirational quotes to brighten your day!

Hey there, today I bring you two quotes to hopefully help your day get a bit better:

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Harold R. McAlindon

In this world a man must either be an anvil or hammer.
Henry W. Longfellow


Hope these quotes do something for everyone who reads, have a nice day!